stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

  • me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  • me driving: say your prayers

the-poe-catcher:

me at the end of every zelda game

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reveillertm:

macabrelolita:

I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’

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I hope senpai bonds with me

corpseandrobert:

roselastrider:

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I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized 

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smh

you have achieved the universal human goal of looking like julie andrews

fingerblaster113:

imperfectstigma:

I saw this on facebook and I was so done….

I literally couldn’t not reblog this

fingerblaster113:

imperfectstigma:

I saw this on facebook and I was so done….

I literally couldn’t not reblog this

sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal

sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal

legfruit:

Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”

goodmorningvelma:

alexandraerin:

justlikeamillionlittlestars:

GUYS
DUMBLEDORE WAS 115 WHEN HE DIED
WHAT IF HE MAKES A CAMEO APPERANCE IN THE MOVIE
HE WOULD BE 45 
GUYS

Oh, hey. Since J.K. Rowling is writing it and since this before Grindelwald’s fall, this would be the perfect chance for her to establish Dumbledore’s sexuality in canon as fact rather than subtext.

So, I have every confidence we won’t see him.

spamaohno:

bedhead game so strong you be wakin up lookin like an anime protagonist 


The Craft (1996)

The Craft (1996)

listoflifehacks:

au8:

If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks

WHY
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THE
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FUCK
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NOT
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I tried but

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if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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