perksofahunter:

jamesfactscalvin:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

47 years in Hollywood and several thousand dollars in plastic surgery does that to a person.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain. 

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.

That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this

fuckfuckfuckfuck

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

bewbin:

mlssfortune:

where the fuck did i put my ocarina

It’s ok you’ll find it in time

geodude:

blazeberg:

I wish I wasn’t white so my opinion would be valid on this site

i wish i wasn’t black so my life would be worth something in this country

A message from breezyashell
you talk about white people like you are black then you criticize a white person saying he is acting like a black person? haha you phony (and im a black guy)
A reply from h0odrich

LMAOOOOO YOU FAKE ASS BITCH IM DYIIING YOU THOUGHT YOU HIT ANON 

nayx:

this person has “are you a model?’ in their FAQ

rattietayls:

Why We Need Feminism - Taylor Eldredge

i. unrealistic expectations

ii. victim blaming

iii. the wage gap

nevertrustthepenguin:

bubblegumshoes:

THE SHIP THAT SHALL NEVER SINK

Ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was

adel-oi-lil-brat:

baelor:

when you accidentally type ong instead of omg

image

NO

grimelords:

joey badass brutally murdering a cat in his backyard to impress a girl every single time he sees her

grimelords:

joey badass brutally murdering a cat in his backyard to impress a girl every single time he sees her

grimelords:

joey badass brutally murdering a cat in his backyard to impress a girl every single time he sees her

grimelords:

joey badass brutally murdering a cat in his backyard to impress a girl every single time he sees her

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

foxyshy:

so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible

olisaurusrex:

my local Ahmadiyya mosque, the largest in Europe gave a non-Muslim woman £10,000 for her adopted son, who has cerebral palsy, to fly him out there and have a life-changing operation to help him walk despite not knowing either of them

but you don’t hear about things like that because the British media are too busy demonising the British Muslim community as extremists, terrorists, sexists or paedophiles